2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
Randomize
