They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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