i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
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It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
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Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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