ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
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Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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