apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
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I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
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I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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