if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
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I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
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I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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