I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
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security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
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I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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