Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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