We need to rekindle our bromance
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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