I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
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I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
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I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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