sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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