thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
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Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
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i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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