hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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