would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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