There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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