How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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