Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I just want nice things and good sex
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
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