i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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