You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
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Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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