I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
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I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
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I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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