i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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