Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
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Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
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So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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