gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
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I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach