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(662): View more from Mississippi

An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.

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(662): An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows. http://tfl.nu/wtg2

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread

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(401): Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread http://tfl.nu/zf7m

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(616): View more from Michigan

I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.

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(616): I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse. http://tfl.nu/2ozn

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(727): View more from Florida

they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were

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(727): they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were http://tfl.nu/gg4c

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(605): View more from South Dakota

The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.

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(605): The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere. http://tfl.nu/hx43

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(719): View more from Colorado

Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.

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(719): Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss. http://tfl.nu/q2y0

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.

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(701): Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect. http://tfl.nu/4n2p

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(614): View more from Ohio

Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter

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(614): Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter http://tfl.nu/3fce

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(269): View more from Michigan

You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors

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(269): You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors http://tfl.nu/85u5

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(865): View more from Tennessee

He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her

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(865): He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her http://tfl.nu/a25x

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(775): View more from Nevada

He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.

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(775): He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants. http://tfl.nu/n2nz

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me

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(306): I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me http://tfl.nu/ybnl

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(419): View more from Ohio

Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?

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(419): Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything? http://tfl.nu/kqjd

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(708): View more from Illinois

I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.

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(708): I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual. http://tfl.nu/0dwv

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.

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(832): Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests. http://tfl.nu/zaw9

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