Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
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I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
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I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.