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• (636): View more from Missouri

  The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.

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• (818): View more from California

  At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight

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• (339): View more from Massachusetts

  I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.

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