Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
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REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
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Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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