Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
two words: eviction party
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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