So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
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I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
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I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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