The maid of honor just puked.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
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From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
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I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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