I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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