glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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