can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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