I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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