How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
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i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
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So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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