That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
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It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
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If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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