the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
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Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
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Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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