love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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