you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
