Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Do you remember whose house we're in?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
