So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
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He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
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Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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