Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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