big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
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It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
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No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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