i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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