your room smells of hookers.
And success
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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