you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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