You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
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do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
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When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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