you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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