it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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