so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
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drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
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You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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