She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Send us your Text From Last Night!
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I pour the whiskey from now on
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved