I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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I licked your asshole in confidence.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time