I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
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Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
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He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no