Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Send us your Text From Last Night!
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
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chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom