CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I love you. Go after that dick
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Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend