Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.