your parents love me but you hate me
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Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
is your mom at the bar?
Cold hands, warm shart.
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Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
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Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
we're blogging at a bar
Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...